[he puts his hand on his chest and acts like he's just been shot (not entirely inaccurate - may's insistent support of him really does make his heart hurt).]
My wetsuit is the height of fashion! It was designed by top Team Aqua scientists after months of research!
Hell yeah! One of the grunts swears he saw one at 3am behind Lilycove department store!
[its a crypid... archie snorts at the suggestion, ruffling may's hair.]
Scamp, please. You know why I never do that? I'd have to beat my adoring crowd off with a stick! Archie in a suit would be too much for them to handle!
[ more scathing preteen sarcasm, but that's enough for now. she grabs onto his arm (which feels like raw muscle, and is kind of awesome), attempting to tug him away from the department store and towards the water. ]
C'mon, we're wasting daylight! The Wailmer aren't gonna wait forever!
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[he puts his hand on his chest and acts like he's just been shot (not entirely inaccurate - may's insistent support of him really does make his heart hurt).]
My wetsuit is the height of fashion! It was designed by top Team Aqua scientists after months of research!
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Yeah, right! And even if it was, you still can't wear it on stage. You gotta stand out and really shine, like an idol!
[ wink + peace sign combo!!! ]
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Alright. I got a way that'll fill what we both want. Y'ever seen one of them shiny Pokémon?
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[ of course he did. ]
1/2
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[ dude, she needs one of those. time to fish repeatedly in the same spot for hours. ]
...How about just a regular suit? I bet you clean up real good!
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[its a crypid... archie snorts at the suggestion, ruffling may's hair.]
Scamp, please. You know why I never do that? I'd have to beat my adoring crowd off with a stick! Archie in a suit would be too much for them to handle!
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Yeah, right!
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Look, I could win a cool contest with no Pokémon! The pink wetsuit is happening!
[he could also win a #sadman contest with no pokémon!]
surprise
[ more scathing preteen sarcasm, but that's enough for now. she grabs onto his arm (which feels like raw muscle, and is kind of awesome), attempting to tug him away from the department store and towards the water. ]
C'mon, we're wasting daylight! The Wailmer aren't gonna wait forever!
WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
archie pretends like she's dragging him.]
Alright, alright. How could I betray them?